mangonoos

do u wanna cuddle naked yes or yes 


punkbunnies:

senior year of high school i had the battiest old lady for my ap lit class and we had to get up and present a poem and i totally forgot to memorize one so i got up in the front of the room and recited “hotel california” word for word with a straight face and everyone was like cracking up and the teacher gave me a hundred for being “insightful and poetic”



mrdodo-b:


ijustcronkedmypants:

smileprettybaby:

deanwasneversafe:

The fuck to do you mean for six year olds

I’d pay for an extra hour in this ball pit

Do you know how dirty this fucking thing must be.

i’d still dive in. doing a backflip-double-tuck-twisty-twirl.

mrdodo-b:

ijustcronkedmypants:

smileprettybaby:

deanwasneversafe:

The fuck to do you mean for six year olds

I’d pay for an extra hour in this ball pit

Do you know how dirty this fucking thing must be.

i’d still dive in. doing a backflip-double-tuck-twisty-twirl.


ellescarred:

little-miss-fats:

source: robot-hugs

has anyone posted this yet? I love it! 

This was perfect


lady-eve:

I just realized that the lack of acceptance for asexuals is literally the dumbest thing.
Like, you can’t handle the thought of two dudes kissing? Okay you’re dumb and terrible whatever.
But you can’t handle the idea… Of someone… Not kissing anyone? What are you worried about? They’re gonna eat too much mac n cheese?? Draw too many dinosaurs??? Tell me


-annoying:

i want a hot body but i also want hot wings


partybarackisinthehousetonight:

be careful what you post online because future employers might see it and want to hang out with you because you’re so cool



vvendys:

all you need to pass school tbh

vvendys:

all you need to pass school tbh